“I decided to take an
aerobics class. I bent… twisted… gyrated… jumped up and down… and perspired for
a half an hour. But by the time I got my tights on…. the class was over!”
Aerobics: a series of
strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches,
pains, and cramps.
The trouble with jogging
is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to
walk back
Weight Loss Tip: If you
are afraid of gaining weight – drink 50 ml of brandy before every meal – it
will reduce fear.
“The older you get, the tougher it is to lose
weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.”
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